Looking for the perfect Valentine’s day gift? Or something that can distract you when being cornered by the family with questions about health, wealth, life, and most dreadfully - relationships and marriage?
Ditch the yearly chocolate, flower, and frivolous spending binge and treat yourself, and your girlfriends, to what matters most: you, yourself and your mental wellness.
How? Simple - The Oh Collective’s carefully selected mantra of Hydrate, Meditate and Masturbate.
🥰 Masturbate: Survive this year's CNY & Valentine's Day
Apart from the great sensations of orgasms, masturbation stimulated blood circulation and simultaneously lowers blood pressure, decreasing overall stress and anxiety. Additionally, little chemicals called oxytocin and serotonin release during your mastur-sesh, which consequently will make you a more loving and laid-back person in its entirety (so even if you don’t do it for yourself, do it to be an even kinder friend, partner and daughter).
💦 Hydrate: Make it healthy, but festive
We all know, but are guilty of not, drinking enough fluids to prevent infections and improve sleep, cognition and overall mood. Hydration is also one of the key factors to increase skin elasticity and moisture as it delays sagging and the premature appearance of fine lines and wrinkles.
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🧠 Meditate (& face mask): so fresh and so clean
After those horrid-left-Tinder-swipes, pollution, overtime and CNY with family, it’s time to start the year with a clean slate. Double up on effectiveness and apply a face mask during your meditation sesh to reach optimal calmness and purification.
Face masks are an amazing skincare treatment to hydrate the skin and stimulate blood circulation. They remove excess oils, help improve the appearance of your pores, pull out impurities and most of all: they help you set aside that well-deserved me-time to relax.
We partnered with Lalu Raw Beauty for skin-loving-face masks filled with only natural ingredients. Matcha, shea butter and spirulina to welcome the year of the Ox baby.
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💦 🧠 🥰 The Oh Collective's "Hydrate, Meditate, Masturbate" Bundle
Give the Gift Of Ultimate (Self)Love This Year
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